This week, we celebrated Memorial Day with barbecued meats. Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift broke up. Paul Ryan sighed and endorsed Donald Trump. And then there was that whole gorilla situation. Tweets on these topics, plus jokes about iPhones, boats, creepy dolls and more, in the top 42 tweets of the week!
"I'll let you take everything if you spare us all the album coming." -Calvin Harris in mediation with Taylor Swift— Erica (@SCbchbum) June 3, 2016
when the thing ruining ur life is too specific &unrelatable to get any catharsis from joking abt it on the internet pic.twitter.com/znafacpWwL— J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) June 1, 2016
It took me a not-insignificant amount of time to realize he meant "autumn," not "our society's collective undoing." pic.twitter.com/wFisLb1OzT— Carmen Maria Machado (@carmenmmachado) June 2, 2016
'dont talk to me or my son...' such a negative attitude. allow us to return to a more positive, loveing memespace . pic.twitter.com/uX1YiRjyMH— russell alton (@Choplogik) May 28, 2016