Another busy week packed with election coverage! From multiple presidential debates to Super Tuesday voting, Peyton Manning's retirement announcement, and International Women's Day, there was rarely a dull moment. Tweeters weighed in on all these stories, plus jokes about skeletons, black holes, ex-girlfriends, gloryholes and more, in the top 39 tweets of the week!
cop: put your hands in the air— k e e t (@KeetPotato) March 10, 2016
me: [visibly confused]
cop: [aims gun] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
me: TECHNICALLY THEY'RE ALWAYS "IN THE AIR"
Smoking a blunt while listening to ultra light beams same thing as actually going to church— Desus Nice (@desusnice) March 6, 2016
Ted Cruz is the physical manifestation of hearing your parents having sex.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2016