This week, the news was consumed by politics, sexy teachers, and yet more Ryan Lochte drama. Unwind with jokes about beards, the Moon, dogs that think they're people, and more, in the top 39 tweets of the week!
Why does Mike Pence always look like he's about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men pic.twitter.com/q0FCIak5u7— Dave Thomason (@dave_thomason) September 15, 2016
doctor: these pills will fix your brain— merritt k (@merrittk) September 15, 2016
doctor (quietly): they might also make it much worse
Hey, you can't call yourself an influencer. That's up to other people to call you that.— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) September 14, 2016