This image would be a lot better if I didn't have to crop it from its original vertical version. (via YouTube)
No, you aren't having a stroke. It's burning hair. Burning hair is what will happen to you if you don't stop taking vertical videos and selfies. It's time to wake up and smell the consequences. If you don't stop taking or participating in vertical videos, this could happen to you:
Next time, it's your whole head, red.
You have the technology to record a cinematic experience, why not take advantage of it? Why? Do you hate your audience? Do you not understand what a vertical video is???
Holding your phone this way is bad:
Someone's hair could catch fire.
Holding your phone this way is good:
Someone's hair could catch fire, but it would be a way better looking video.