I'm now terrified of someone walking up to me and complimenting me.
Connor O'Malley is part comedian and part pursuer of sick rides. In this series of Vines, he approaches unsuspecting rich dudes in fancy cars and informs them that they are pimps and that they have won the money game, congratulating them so heartily that it's hard for them not to feel embarrassed. But they can't go anywhere because they're stuck in traffic. Just watch—it's addictively weird.
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But things don't always go well for the pimps:
Or for that matter, for O'Malley:
(by Shira Rachel Danan)