Grasshopper, about to have his day ruined.

To fully appreciate this video of a grasshopper getting snatched out of the sky by a bird, you should be baked out of your gourd. That certainly enhanced the experience for the stoner who filmed it. It also helps to imagine that he's Otto the school bus driver on The Simpsons.

According to the YouTube description, the guy was on a break from smoking weed to take out the recyclables, when he noticed a "huge" grasshopper. The grasshopper doesn't even look that big. But to a guy who spent the morning—and most likely every morning for the past twenty years—doing bong hits, the bug probably looked bigger and scarier than the thought of having to quit weed for a month to land a job.

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The guy makes a pretty common occurrence in nature sound so compelling that he ought to have his own show on the Discovery Channel, called High Life, or Baked Alaska, or Yellowstoned. You get the idea. Hell, as entertaining as this guy is, a network might have a minor hit with Stoner Takes Out His Recyclables.

Sources: Uproxx