Out of the mouths of babes comes some very creepy stuff.

I imagine being a teacher must be like constantly negotiating with brain-fevered LSD addicts. You don't understand how they see the world and they sure as hell don't understand your rules and logic. It sounds frustrating and kind of wonderful. One teacher is sharing some of the best gems to come out of their work with these tiny maniacs, along with fun illustrations to make it less terrifying. By terrifying, I mean these kids are delivering incisive commentary that makes me question myself and everything around me.

Here are some of the best selections from the Instagram handle Live From Snack Time:

This will change as you age:

Love is love:

The human impulse towards self-annihilation is discovered:

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE:

Netflix is what happens when you're planning other things:

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There are really so many good ones, but I'll leave you with that. We all wished to be old and now that it's happened...I wish I still had nap time. Snack time is covered. I got snack time locked down.

Sources: Live From Snack Time | h/t Mashable