This is a police wanted sign. You know, if Nintendo Wii avatars are becoming sentient and stealing cars, this is something we need to know about. (via)
This list is dedicated to the idiots, the drunk ones, the high ones, the ones who think aliens are controlling their minds. These idiots have created problems so bizarre that no normal person ever thought to say "hey, you shouldn't do that," until they went and did. And so now we have to leave warning signs that make no sense, except to the dangerously unhinged. This list also celebrates people who create spaces where creative insanity is encouraged. These are the people that have signs inviting you in for weirdnesses you'd rather not even contemplate. These signs bridge the world of the sane and insane. We have no clue what they mean.
Is this like, a "leather couches and video games" man sale, or is this sign from 1830? (via)