This is a police wanted sign. You know, if Nintendo Wii avatars are becoming sentient and stealing cars, this is something we need to know about. (via)
This list is dedicated to the idiots, the drunk ones, the high ones, the ones who think aliens are controlling their minds. These idiots have created problems so bizarre that no normal person ever thought to say "hey, you shouldn't do that," until they went and did. And so now we have to leave warning signs that make no sense, except to the dangerously unhinged. This list also celebrates people who create spaces where creative insanity is encouraged. These are the people that have signs inviting you in for weirdnesses you'd rather not even contemplate. These signs bridge the world of the sane and insane. We have no clue what they mean.
Is this like, a "leather couches and video games" man sale, or is this sign from 1830? (via)
Sorry ladies, the restrooms at this bar are EXTREME. (via)
Maybe they designed an Internet without hateful commenters? (via)
There are real elves inside and they don't take kindly to fake Santas. (via)
The only thing I understand about this sign is the lack of fun in this area. (via)
Because he will break your heart. (via)
We're full up at the moment. We could always use more peacocks, though. (via)
Under the tape at the very bottom is some small text that says "...talking to you, Bob."