Well, there's no way anyone could have seen this one coming. On June 12, The New York Post ran a piece about Ari Nagel, a 40-year-old altruistic professor who ran started his own free sperm donation service out of various city men's rooms. According to The Post, his seed was a great option for lesbians or single women who want to have a kid, without the hassle and exorbitant cost of visiting a sperm bank. He told The Post that his jizz was already responsible for making 22 babies with 18 different women. He sounds great, right? A total saint.

Advertising

But hold up a second—it turns out Nagel is not so wonderful after all. As it happens (you'll never see this coming), he has a wife and three kids whom he neglected to tell about his charitable operation. She found out the same way as everyone else—the cover of The New York Post. Surprise!

Advertising