He wanted to go to his reunion so badly he chased down a flight on the tarmac.

"High school was the best!" (via Denver Police Department)
"High school was the best!" (via Denver Police Department)

Marc Rehmar was apparently running late for his 40th high school reunion, so when he saw the plane begin to push away from the gate at the Denver International Airport, he busted through an emergency exit and ran toward the moving aircraft. Because life is not a romantic comedy, he didn't get to board his flight. Instead, he was arrested and charged with a felony count of endangering public transportation, along with a misdemeanor count of hindering transportation. That sounds like being charged twice for the same thing, but who am I to question the law?

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Either way, this reunion story is so darkly funny it belongs on an episode of Louie. It's too bad he wasn't able to finally tell the girl from Honors Bio that he loved her, or whatever made him act so bonkers. Marc is out on $10,000 bond, so hopefully he can see what he missed at the reunion on Facebook.

Sources: road warrior voices