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On a normal, boring day, Conan O'Brien is an exceptionally strange guy. So, when the mood strikes him, and he decides to turn the weirdness dial all the way up to ten, his eponymous late night talk show on TBS can get almost disturbingly bizarre.
But even the freakiest freaky bits from his show seem positively stodgy next to this remix of the previous season of his show. There's no way to describe it that can possibly do it justice, so just watch: