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You could say this was an accident, or even the work of a lazy or mischievous shelf stocker, but at this point in our increasingly fat, slovenly lives, we're willing to believe anything. That's why, as of today, we're starting on the Beer and Wine Diet — which is where you get so drunk you believe you can subsist entirely on a beer and wine diet. We'll be healthy and beautiful in no time — at least, according to other people who are as intoxicated as we are.

Sources: Reddit