Christian Willoughby of Grimsby, UK amused himself and the Internet, but not the cops, when he posted a Trip Advisor-style review of his jail cell on Facebook after getting arrested on March 9.

His post reads:

I've given this place 4 stars. It's the all day breakfast that lets it down really. Apart from that the staff are pleasant enough. Had my own on-suite room and butler... Who would come with tea and newspapers. Room was nice, the minimalistic idea was a nice touch. It was secure and safe... Quadruple glazing and security door. Ideal place for winding down after a hard day. I'd definitely come back

Immediately, people began to ask him questions on Facebook, like how he managed to sneak his phone in with him ("lol it's an iPad!") and how he managed to get locked up (his response: "Just a misdemeanour. Nothing bad"). According to the Mirror, Willoughby been charged with driving while disqualified ("disqualified"? Oh, England.), assault by beating, theft in dwelling (so, stealing?) and failure to surrender to police. Nothing "bad," though.

The post, which is going viral, has also caught the attention of the police.