Easily the best part about going to any museum is heading straight for the antiquities section to scope out those tiny Ds.

Manmu eimai kommatia #fayn #ancientgreek #greekstatue

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WTF, sculptors? You could have made these penises any size you wanted to. 

Art historian Ellen Oredsson spent a not-so-small time thinking about this, and suggested a more complicated answer than just that these penises are flaccid and deserve a little encouragement.

According to Oredsson, "cultural values about male beauty were completely different back then. Today, big penises are seen as valuable and manly, but back then, most evidence points to the fact that small penises were considered better than big ones."

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Sources: h/t Boing Boing