Last night, a woman who was allegedly high on "spice" destroyed the inside of a Subway restaurant. "Spice" is synthetic weed, it's pretty much what would happen if a 1940s politician had a nightmare about marijuana, and Alaska has a huge problem with it. It can trigger "violent outbursts," but because it's cheap and legal (since it was invented in a lab, no one's written a law outlawing it yet), the police don't really have a way of combating it. Spice consumption is rising nationwide, especially amongst the homeless, and it does terrible, terrible things to your body and mind.

According to the news report, the woman arrived at the restaurant at 5:00 and went into the bathroom. She then emerged "two hours later," at which point stuff got cray:


People described her as ‘a little crazy,’” said police Sgt. Shaun Henry. “She disrobed, went fully nude and kinda just went nuts. Started breaking furniture, destroyed the store, knocked over computers, ripped the ceiling down, sprayed a fire extinguisher all over, locked herself in the bathroom for awhile, broke just about everything you could find.

There's a video clip of the attack on YouTube. It's NSFW, since, you know, she's naked:

Sources: Gawker | KTUU | KTVA