Flying the friendly, sexy skies. (via)
I'm pretty sure the Mile High Club doesn't have a rule book, but if it did, I imagine that the first one would be something about not attempting to join the club while traveling with your parents. Not making so much noise that fellow passengers complain would also be a good one, as well as an advisory that if you happen to get caught, to just cut your losses and do the mile-high walk of shame back to your seat instead of making a scene. One person who could've used a book like that is a British woman in her 20s who was hauled off a plane by cops after being busted having sex in the bathroom with a fellow passenger just a few feet away from her folks.
The family was on an 11-hour flight from Gatwick to Las Vegas, when the drunk woman and the guy seated next to her started fooling around. They must have decided that having sex next to a filthy toilet was preferable to doing it next to her parents, so the new couple opted to get a tiny room. When fellow passengers started complaining about the loud noise, the crew had to force their way into the bathroom to try and stop them. That's when the woman flipped out and became so abusive she had to be handcuffed to a seat for the remainder of the flight.
When they landed in Vegas, she was taken off the plane and questioned by police. They released her with a warning, maybe thinking that a week's worth of meals with her weeping parents would be punishment enough.