"What a world, what a world!" (via YouTube)

Police found a grenade inside this man's house, so reporter Alex Bernhardt came by to find out why.

Thanks to this YouTube video uploaded by TonyCentral, originally posted by LiveLeak, we can watch the man defend his privacy by dousing her with "an esky" full of water.

My first question is, what the hell is an esky?

It's an Australian term for a cooler. 

Second question is, hahahah-ha ha ha ha ha!!!

You have to give her credit for trying, though, especially considering he is a grenade owner who looks like Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

Instead of answers, the only thing Gomer was willing to offer was a face full of water, a shrug, and the explanation that he "smokes a little dope."

Maybe Dorothy smokes a little dope, too.

(by Myka Fox)

Sources: LIveLeak | h/t redditor curtyjohn