Someone in Florida made a snowman in his backyard today.
Behold, the biggest snowman Floridians have ever seen!
This tiny little snowman, with twigs for arms and raisins for eyes, may look a little sad to you. But it's not. This snowman is a huge towering, achievement. Because this seemingly little guy it represents a major winter storm event so severe that it practically shut down the Florida Panhandle. It's probably the biggest snowman the state's seen in the past decade.
Its creator asked the reddit community to give this throughly impressive snowman a name, and the most popular choice seems to be Melty Raisinface the First, but I personally prefer Tiny McOhI'veAlreadyMelted. It's got a doomed-Celtic-hero ring to it.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)
Sources: redditor rockthewaves33