Every single reason why winter is just horrible.
Laughing at this video guarantees you're going to eat it in public this week.
Winter is that magical season when everything turns white, people gather for warmth, and most importantly the world's friction coefficient drops to almost zero. And you know what that means: slips, slides, wipeouts and avalanches. Yes, when your hemisphere tilts away from the Sun, God decides to turn the Earth into a giant banana peel that you have no choice but to step on. It's not just humans who fall victim to this, either. Our hearts go out most fondly to the bull who was cockblocked by gravity. It's not fair because animals can't understand why, you know?