I hope that's a heated seat.
Meet Loocy. Get it? Loo. See?
OK, maybe I exaggerated a little by saying you could drive this to work. I'm not sure what kind of mileage the Loocy gets on the small tank of gas you can see sticking out of the back. There's probably a biofuels joke here that I'm slightly too dumb and polite to make.
This miracle of modern science comes to us from the Union Hardware store in Bethesda, Maryland. They invented the Loocy to plow the sidewalk in front of their store and also to advertise that the store a.) has toilets, b.) employs crafty people, and c.) employs insane people, but the fun kind.
So, head down to Union Hardware and weird everyone out by demanding to own one of these today!