34-year-old Angela Timson from Leicestershire, UK told the Daily Mail that after having two big babies, her vagina felt dry and stretched-out, so she underwent a laser procedure called Nu-V. This revolutionary surgery claims to tighten up the ol' ladyparts, creating, in effect, a more "youthful" vagina (turning that hallway back into a crawl space). Just a week later, Timson says she's having better orgasms during sex with her husband. Hmm.
The 10-minute, £500 (about $650) Nu-V (New Vagina?) procedure was developed by clinical director Dr. Natasha Ranga and nurse Emma Soos, who allegedly suffered the same symptoms as Timson after they had their own kids.
According to the Daily Mail, the Nu-V treatment consists of inserting a "cage-like" cylinder (uh-huh) and "speculum-style tool" (uhhh, okay) into the vagina to laser (OH HELL NO) the inside, and a "lasering" (please stop) of the vulva (including the clitoris and labia) afterwards. Timson claims the process was only mildly uncomfortable, and she was able to return to work right after.