Vogue has just announced that cleavage is now no longer fashionable, which would be a problem for women with breasts that refuse to be hidden, if anyone really cared what Vogue says. Luckily most women don't, so no need to throw away your boobs just yet, ladies. Here are 15 of the funniest tweets about Vogue's proclamations that having a female body is basically currently out of style.
So Vogue are basically saying that body shapes like mine are out of fashion. What about people who can't help having cleavage? pic.twitter.com/oK3mW7N7wR— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) November 2, 2016
Well Vogue, I'm afraid I'm rather stuck with my cleavage. Tragically I won't be on point this season.https://t.co/1mrnuZlOPt— Claire (@Novembervivi) November 2, 2016
Is cleavage over? Are breasts still relevant? Are nipples an outdated thing of the past? Does the sternum have a place in today's society?— Poorly Drawn Turtle (@NoTheOtherJohn) November 2, 2016
Vogue says cleavage is over. Try telling that to Anna... pic.twitter.com/zuK90jJMCW— Zoë A (@Zoe__A) November 3, 2016
Vogue is dead wrong if it thinks saying "cleavage is no longer fashionable" will stop me from showing off my excessive sternum moles— huntigula (@huntigula) November 2, 2016
Vogue declaring that cleavage isn't fashionable is the first time fashion has worked in my favour— SeleneMortimore (@amberhands) November 3, 2016
Vogue has apparently said breasts are no longer fashionable. That is not how bodies work fam— Leah Ocarina (@OcarinaLink24) November 2, 2016
Vogue says that cleavage is no longer fashionable. If someone outlaws cheeseburgers, I'm finished. pic.twitter.com/6CbrSIp4iK— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) November 2, 2016
I'm glad Vogue has declared the cleavage over because it gives me ample time to get rid of my old boobs and get new ones from Topshop— Holly Baxter (@h0llyb4xter) November 2, 2016
Vogue saying cleavage is over😂😂 boobs are no longer in trend😂😂I'll just take them off n put them away till they r fashionable then ok X— ® (@rachel_joyce) November 3, 2016
Sorry, Vogue, but I don't think that's how it works. https://t.co/tgZQTOuhNo— Mike (@SchrodngrsTaint) November 2, 2016
*duct tapes breasts down so tightly my lungs collapse*— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) November 2, 2016
IS THIS BETTER VOGUE AM I PRETTY NOW?
Feel Vogue's declarations re: cleavage are about as relevant to my life today as they have been literally any other day of the last 30 yrs.— Livvy Potts (@_Poots_) November 2, 2016