Apr. 25th, 2012
Happy Nurses Week to someone who has seen more penises than a prostitute.
May. 7th, 2012
Let's thank nurses for making sure we never have to change our parents' diapers.
May. 7th, 2012
Here's to all the ER nurses who convinced me I'm not dying after medical Web sites convinced me I was.
May. 7th, 2012
I propose a toast to all the ER nurses over the years who've pumped our stomachs.
May. 7th, 2012
Thanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey.
May. 4th, 2010
Let's celebrate Nurses Week by getting high on stolen painkillers.
May. 5th, 2009
It would be worth getting deathly ill to get a sponge bath from you.
May. 5th, 2009
Happy Nurses Week to someone I hope to someday credit with introducing me to my rich doctor husband.
May. 5th, 2009
The fact that you're not a nurse shouldn't stop you from wearing a nurse's uniform at some point tonight.
May. 5th, 2009
Happy Nurses Week from someone who gets squeamish looking at a paper cut from four feet away.
May. 5th, 2009
Happy Nurses Week to someone whose first-rate medical advice almost makes me feel like I have health benefits.
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