This is the hilarious story of a middle schooler who somehow thought he had gotten his girlfriend pregnant even though he'd never even kissed a girl before. Kiran David was 12 when it all went down, but now he's telling his story on Twitter as a much wiser adult.
BET STORY TIME.— Kiran (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
BEFORE YOU JUDGE THIS STORY JUST A QUICK REMINDER....
Basically, everyone is a sinner. Let's get it started:
Aight so it's 7th grade fam. I've been in America all of 2 years. Im 12. I know nothing.— Kiran (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
But I love in Washington. Life is good.
Mans looked like this so you already know what my life was about. pic.twitter.com/nq0CktTWBU— Kiran (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
My pops a Pastor. And he West Indian. So sex wasn't even a topic in my house. I knew nothing about it except it was for grown ups.— Kiran (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016