It's weird to think of your parents as anything but the people who raise you. Sometimes thinking about what they did before you were born or when you're not with them is downright weird. Don't believe me? Your parents have sex. There, you cringed, didn't you?


A recent Reddit thread entitled, "Parents of Reddit, what's something you hope your kids never find out about you?" asked parents to reveal the secrets they keep that they would never want their kids to find out.

1. bigdicken reveals something their kid would never want to know either.

That in college I taped a dildo to my head and "unicorn fucked" a stripper on my birthday right alongside my best friend doing the same thing to another stripper

2. NoahzArc hopes their kid never finds out about how they were conceived.

Your life began during a relatively brief, unspectacular, drunken sex act on the same living room couch you now play your Xbox on because there was a power outage and we got bored. Now that I think of it, we should really save for a new couch.

3. spikerman also made a baby out of boredom.