As an adult, you are older, smarter, taller, and generally better than some smart-mouthed kid. It is your duty, your responsibility, to gently prank that kid and show them who's the big adult.

1. Here's one way to get them out of bed.

But way healthier for kids than real Cinnabon.

2. Give them what they literally asked for.

You see, he wanted Beats by Dre, and her name is AnDREa, so…

3. Exploit their illiteracy on special occasions.

Yeah, kids are dumb.

4. Yes, even Christmas.

Merry Christmas, dummy.
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