What would you say if you were going about your normal day and suddenly an infant came shooting out of your lady parts? Maybe "OW" or "HUH?" or a string of expletives so intense they'd make Christian Bale blush? I know it sounds like a horror movie, but studies show one out of every 7,225 pregnancies are undetected until delivery. It's called cryptic pregnancy and these five women actually lived it.

What baby bump?

1. "Something fell out of me."

I'm tired of these mother f'in babies on this mother f'n plane.

23-year-old Ada Guan told Global News she'd been having stomach pain, but both a home pregnancy test and doctor's visit came back negative. (What doctor did she see, Dr. Dre?) Obviously, Ada was shocked when she got sick on a flight from Canada to Japan and told her boyfriend, "Something fell out of me."

Her chill AF boyfriend said, "I lifted up her pants and I saw a head and then I heard, 'Waah!' I thought, 'Oh my god, I think we have a kid.'"