It's common practice for kids to receive an allowance, and it's incredibly typical for kids to shirk on the duties that they are supposed to do in return for their parents' cash. Avoiding responsibilities like the plague is what childhood is all about. 

Imgur user sonan303 has a six-year-old son who acted his age by burning through his cash and failing to do his chores. Instead of, say, waiting for the next allowance period, this brazen boy asked for an advance. He was denied, harshly.

1-314-mom's-number is the universal complaint line for kids not getting what they want.
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While the kid failed to get his cash, he did get a free lesson in dad jokes and the cruelty of banks. Assuming, that is, that the young boy can understand half the words on that piece of paper, because he's six.