Oh God, it was Casey.

When mom is used to running the household, it's a little scary to leave town for 11 days and put dad in charge. But based on the signs Redditor HabitantsFan's husband had up when she got home, it seems like the dad did a great job. He made sure the kids ate three square meals a day (McDonald's fish filets are square), kept the house clean and sanitary (while exploring his pyromaniacal side), and remembered to occasionally wonder out loud about the welfare of their puppy. Yep, this dad has got things under control.


Days Without An Accident Mom Is Going To Hear About: 11.

To clarify, a plate is small. An older sister is big.

Oh, it was! Sneaky little fire.

The optimist says: the glass is half full of fire.

Apparently, Brodie is their puppy. No puppies were harmed in the making of these signs.

They should teach this in schools.

If you need chilled kitty quickly, try putting in freezer for 3-4 minutes.

We've gone 8, and we wouldn't recommend it.


Oh...guess she did.

Sources: Redditor HabitantsFan