She's done it! She's discovered the hand-made forcefield to combat all the hostility against public breastfeeding. It's not that people are disgusted by the open display of motherhood. They're just pissed that that doughy little baby head is getting in the way of a sweet boob flash. This "Boobie Beanie," available on Etsy, allows moms to feed their babies in any location, while appeasing public breastfeeding critics who think breasts should be used less for infant sustenance and more for Spring Break wild-going.

Sources: Etsy | Redditor dlgeek