A proud mom passed along this note she received concerning her three-year-old son's extremely advanced vocabulary. This kid is clearly a prodigy if he's already cursing more than we do when the alarm goes off in the morning. We take issue with the note's characterization of Major's language as "extremely inappropriate." We've been to nursery school and plopping down with a bunch of other kids for naptime can make you feel like a pretty huge dick farmer. Also, we're kind of pissed we can't already buy a "Fuck you, and it" tee shirt. The reader wanted it known that Major's viewing of Jackass was courtesy of his father. Excellent work, Dad. You're making it kind of hard for the children to be the future if they're being taught how to speak by Steve-O. (Thanks Andie H!)

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