When you're family, you share everything—food, bathrooms, secrets about how racist Grandpa is. It's great, but some things are just better kept to yourself, like sex toys. Especially sex toys. Hide those things (or anything that looks like them) somewhere no one will look. Lock them up tight. It's not just common courtesy—you'll also save your family members years of therapy bills. It's already hard enough trying to make eye contact at breakfast.
1. This Mom thought her kid was up to no good, turns out it was worse than she thought.
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2. Your family will never look at Star Wars the same way again.
My son found my vibrator & now I have to buy vibrating light sabers for the whole family.— Carbosly (@Carbosly) August 7, 2014