Every wonder why your baby's penis is so small? Or, if you're pregnant, if it might turn out small?
PETA just put out a video on Facebook called "Eating Chicken Can Make Your Kid's Dick Small," citing a 2008 scientific study by the National Institute of Health that linked a chemical found in chicken flesh with "low-end" penis sizes in babies.
Eating Chicken Can Make Your Kid's Dick Small
The more you know.Posted by PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) on Thursday, March 31, 2016
This is great news if you were fighting with your partner over who in your family gifted your offspring with tiny dick genes (sorry for the mental image), but it's also bad news in that it poses a real moral dilemma: on the one hand, you want your son to have the biggest, most terrifying penis on the playground. On the other hand, chicken is delicious.