Every wonder why your baby's penis is so small? Or, if you're pregnant, if it might turn out small?

It's never too soon to start worrying about the size of your unborn's meat hammer.
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PETA just put out a video on Facebook called "Eating Chicken Can Make Your Kid's Dick Small," citing a 2008 scientific study by the National Institute of Health that linked a chemical found in chicken flesh with "low-end" penis sizes in babies.

This is great news if you were fighting with your partner over who in your family gifted your offspring with tiny dick genes (sorry for the mental image), but it's also bad news in that it poses a real moral dilemma: on the one hand, you want your son to have the biggest, most terrifying penis on the playground. On the other hand, chicken is delicious. 

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