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    My version of pornography is spending Passover week staring at cupcake boards on Pinterest.

    My version of pornography is spending Passover week staring at cupcake boards on Pinterest

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    Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets.

    Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets

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    Let's celebrate Passover by eating food that would be turned down by the starving tributes in the Hunger Games.

    Let's celebrate Passover by eating food that would be turned down by the starving tributes in the Hunger Games

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    Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good.

    Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good

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    Please stop asking me whether an extra large thin-crust pizza counts as unleavened bread.

    Please stop asking me whether an extra large thin-crust pizza counts as unleavened bread

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    I fondly remember when the ten deadly plagues of Passover were scarier to me than current earthly disasters.

    I fondly remember when the ten deadly plagues of Passover were scarier to me than current earthly disasters

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    If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it.

    If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it

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    As a half-Jewish Type A personality, I prefer searching for the afikomen and Easter eggs at the same time.

    As a half-Jewish Type A personality, I prefer searching for the afikomen and Easter eggs at the same time

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    I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food.

    I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food

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    Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search.

    Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search

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    Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.

    Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament

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    This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich.

    This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich

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    Thanks for your Seder invitation but I don't even observe my own religion's rituals.

    Thanks for your Seder invitation but I don't even observe my own religion's rituals

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    I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet.

    I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet

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    This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish.

    This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish

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    Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours.

    Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours

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    Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs.

    Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs

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    Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder.

    Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder

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    I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews.

    I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews

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    Let's commemorate our people's freedom from 210 years of slavery by rushing through a 30-minute Seder.

    Let's commemorate our people's freedom from 210 years of slavery by rushing through a 30-minute Seder

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