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    I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened.

    I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened

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    Sorry you're no longer young enough to read the Four Questions.

    Sorry you're no longer young enough to read the Four Questions

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    Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.

    Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is

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    Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't.

    Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't

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    Let's commemorate our people's freedom from 210 years of slavery by rushing through a 30-minute Seder.

    Let's commemorate our people's freedom from 210 years of slavery by rushing through a 30-minute Seder

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    I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews.

    I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews

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    Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder.

    Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder

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    Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs.

    Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs

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    Let's celebrate Passover by eating food that would be turned down by the starving tributes in the Hunger Games.

    Let's celebrate Passover by eating food that would be turned down by the starving tributes in the Hunger Games

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    Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets.

    Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets

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    My version of pornography is spending Passover week staring at cupcake boards on Pinterest.

    My version of pornography is spending Passover week staring at cupcake boards on Pinterest

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    Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours.

    Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours

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    This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish.

    This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish

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    I'm Jewish today.

    I'm Jewish today

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    I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet.

    I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet

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    Thanks for your Seder invitation but I don't even observe my own religion's rituals.

    Thanks for your Seder invitation but I don't even observe my own religion's rituals

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    This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich.

    This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich

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    Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.

    Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament

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    Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search.

    Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search

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    If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it.

    If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it

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