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    If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it

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    As a half-Jewish Type A personality, I prefer searching for the afikomen and Easter eggs at the same time

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    I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food

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    Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search

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    Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament

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    This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich

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    Thanks for your Seder invitation but I don't even observe my own religion's rituals

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    I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet

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    This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish

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    Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours

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    Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs

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    Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder

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    I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews

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    Let's commemorate our people's freedom from 210 years of slavery by rushing through a 30-minute Seder

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    Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't

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    Sorry you're no longer young enough to read the Four Questions

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    I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened

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    Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is

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    I'm Jewish today

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    Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is

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