I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food
Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search
Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament
This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich
Thanks for your Seder invitation but I don't even observe my own religion's rituals
I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet
This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish
Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours
Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs
Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder
I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews
Sorry you're no longer young enough to read the Four Questions
I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened
Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament
This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish
I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet
Thanks for your Seder invitation but I don't even observe my own religion's rituals
