


Best of luck this Thanksgiving to a newly hardcore germophobe

Here's to the tryptophan kicking in before someone mentions the health care debate

Sorry Jimmy Rollins' prediction was off by a game and a team

Congratulations to the Yankees on winning as many championships this decade as the Red Sox

My first baseman sucks slightly less than yours this World Series

Let's terrify Yankees fans this Halloween by dressing up as Cliff Lee

I hope your tough, gritty, ragtag team of multi-millionaires is able to stand up to the Yankees
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt