Feb. 16th, 2012
Celebrating Presidents Day is a great way to distract yourself from the possibility of a President Santorum.
Feb. 18th, 2011
Happy Presidents Day to someone I can't believe is president of something.
Feb. 18th, 2011
Presidents Day is just another Monday I'm celebrating Sarah Palin not being president.
Feb. 17th, 2011
I don't even think being president could get me to give a shit about Presidents Day.
Feb. 16th, 2011
Presidents Day is a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one.
Feb. 12th, 2010
Happy Presidents Day to someone who can't name more than five presidents.
Feb. 15th, 2009
This is the perfect day to try and make sense of Obama's creepy Lincoln fetish.
Feb. 15th, 2009
This Presidents Day, let's reflect on their momentous achievements and astonishing, ongoing fuckups.
Feb. 17th, 2008
Let's spend Presidents Day debating Lincoln's fondness for dudes.
Feb. 17th, 2008
This Presidents Day, let's remember that not all of them were douchebags.
Feb. 17th, 2008
We should show our patriotism by shopping for discounted furniture and electronics.
Feb. 17th, 2008
I'm going to spend the day finally memorizing which presidents appear on which currency.
Feb. 17th, 2008
Considering Lincoln's epic accomplishments, I'm glad he didn't go through with offing himself.
Feb. 10th, 2008
On this day, let's honor only a few of our nation's presidents.