This is the perfect day to try and make sense of Obama's creepy Lincoln fetish
This Presidents Day, let's reflect on their momentous achievements and astonishing, ongoing fuckups
Let's spend Presidents Day debating Lincoln's fondness for dudes
This Presidents Day, let's remember that not all of them were douchebags
We should show our patriotism by shopping for discounted furniture and electronics
I'm going to spend the day finally memorizing which presidents appear on which currency
Maybe by Presidents Day next year there will be more than just old white guys in the mix
Considering Lincoln's epic accomplishments, I'm glad he didn't go through with offing himself
On this day, let's honor only a few of our nation's presidents
On this day, let's honor only a few of our nation's presidents
Considering Lincoln's epic accomplishments, I'm glad he didn't go through with offing himself
Maybe by Presidents Day next year there will be more than just old white guys in the mix
I'm going to spend the day finally memorizing which presidents appear on which currency
We should show our patriotism by shopping for discounted furniture and electronics
On this day, let's honor only a few of our nation's presidents
Considering Lincoln's epic accomplishments, I'm glad he didn't go through with offing himself
Maybe by Presidents Day next year there will be more than just old white guys in the mix
I'm going to spend the day finally memorizing which presidents appear on which currency
We should show our patriotism by shopping for discounted furniture and electronics