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    Good luck finding something to complain about on a Monday when you're off from work.

    Good luck finding something to complain about on a Monday when you're off from work.

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    This is the perfect day to try and make sense of Obama's creepy Lincoln fetish.

    This is the perfect day to try and make sense of Obama's creepy Lincoln fetish

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    Happy Presidents Day to someone who can't name more than five presidents.

    Happy Presidents Day to someone who can't name more than five presidents

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    On this day, let's honor only a few of our nation's presidents.

    On this day, let's honor only a few of our nation's presidents

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    Considering Lincoln's epic accomplishments, I'm glad he didn't go through with offing himself.

    Considering Lincoln's epic accomplishments, I'm glad he didn't go through with offing himself

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    I'm going to spend the day finally memorizing which presidents appear on which currency.

    I'm going to spend the day finally memorizing which presidents appear on which currency

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    We should show our patriotism by shopping for discounted furniture and electronics.

    We should show our patriotism by shopping for discounted furniture and electronics

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    This Presidents Day, let's remember that not all of them were douchebags.

    This Presidents Day, let's remember that not all of them were douchebags

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    Let's spend Presidents Day debating Lincoln's fondness for dudes.

    Let's spend Presidents Day debating Lincoln's fondness for dudes

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    Presidents Day is a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one.

    Presidents Day is a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one

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    I don't even think being president could get me to give a shit about Presidents Day.

    I don't even think being president could get me to give a shit about Presidents Day

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    Presidents Day is just another Monday I'm celebrating Sarah Palin not being president.

    Presidents Day is just another Monday I'm celebrating Sarah Palin not being president

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    Happy Presidents Day to someone I can't believe is president of something.

    Happy Presidents Day to someone I can't believe is president of something

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