Aug. 1st, 2011
I'd do anything to distract myself from Ramadan fasting aside from seeing The Smurfs.
Aug. 1st, 2011
Happy Ramadan to someone who will still be observing Ramadan a month after I forget it's Ramadan.
Jul. 29th, 2011
Sorry more people in our country are celebrating Shark Week than Ramadan.
Aug. 17th, 2010
Just wanted to see how not masturbating during the day is going this Ramadan.
Aug. 16th, 2010
You don't need to be Muslim to engage in nighttime binge eating during Ramadan.
Aug. 11th, 2010
I'm abstaining from listening to you complain about abstaining this Ramadan.
Aug. 11th, 2010
I'm jealous that your religion has a built-in weight-loss program.
Aug. 9th, 2010
I hope Snooki's oath to abstain from daytime drinking inspires practicing Muslims to do the same this Ramadan.
Aug. 18th, 2009
I'm not remotely terrified of wishing you a Happy Ramadan.
Aug. 14th, 2009
I hope the unattractive blob I've become since losing my job helps you refrain from having sexual thoughts about me this Ramadan.
Aug. 17th, 2008
Since you can't engage in gossip, lust, or obscenity during Ramadan, let's just reconnect in September.
Aug. 17th, 2008
Sorry for all the snacking I'll be doing near your desk this Ramadan.
Aug. 17th, 2008
This Ramadan, best of luck abstaining from the daytime sex you wouldn't be having anyway.
Aug. 17th, 2008
Let's not have lunch together this Ramadan.
Aug. 17th, 2008
I hope the month-long Ramadan fast doesn't make you feel like a pussy during your one-day Yom Kippur fast.
Aug. 17th, 2008
Just wondering if you're still required to give 2.5% of your wealth to charity even when Ramadan is in the middle of a recession.
Aug. 17th, 2008
May your Ramadan be devoid of blatant racial profiling.