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    May your Ramadan be devoid of blatant racial profiling.

    May your Ramadan be devoid of blatant racial profiling

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    Just wondering if you're still required to give 2.5% of your wealth to charity even when Ramadan is in the middle of a recession.

    Just wondering if you're still required to give 2.5% of your wealth to charity even when Ramadan is in the middle of a recession

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    I hope the month-long Ramadan fast doesn't make you feel like a pussy during your one-day Yom Kippur fast.

    I hope the month-long Ramadan fast doesn't make you feel like a pussy during your one-day Yom Kippur fast

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    Let's not have lunch together this Ramadan.

    Let's not have lunch together this Ramadan

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    This Ramadan, best of luck abstaining from the daytime sex you wouldn't be having anyway.

    This Ramadan, best of luck abstaining from the daytime sex you wouldn't be having anyway

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    Sorry for all the snacking I'll be doing near your desk this Ramadan.

    Sorry for all the snacking I'll be doing near your desk this Ramadan

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    Since you can't engage in gossip, lust, or obscenity during Ramadan, let's just reconnect in September.

    Since you can't engage in gossip, lust, or obscenity during Ramadan, let's just reconnect in September

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    You don't need to be Muslim to engage in nighttime binge eating during Ramadan.

    You don't need to be Muslim to engage in nighttime binge eating during Ramadan

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    Just wanted to see how not masturbating during the day is going this Ramadan.

    Just wanted to see how not masturbating during the day is going this Ramadan

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    I hope the unattractive blob I've become since losing my job helps you refrain from having sexual thoughts about me this Ramadan.

    I hope the unattractive blob I've become since losing my job helps you refrain from having sexual thoughts about me this Ramadan

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    I'm not remotely terrified of wishing you a Happy Ramadan.

    I'm not remotely terrified of wishing you a Happy Ramadan

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    I hope Snooki's oath to abstain from daytime drinking inspires practicing Muslims to do the same this Ramadan.

    I hope Snooki's oath to abstain from daytime drinking inspires practicing Muslims to do the same this Ramadan

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    I'm jealous that your religion has a built-in weight-loss program.

    I'm jealous that your religion has a built-in weight-loss program

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    I'm abstaining from listening to you complain about abstaining this Ramadan.

    I'm abstaining from listening to you complain about abstaining this Ramadan

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    Sorry more people in our country are celebrating Shark Week than Ramadan.

    Sorry more people in our country are celebrating Shark Week than Ramadan

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    Happy Ramadan to someone who will still be observing Ramadan a month after I forget it's Ramadan.

    Happy Ramadan to someone who will still be observing Ramadan a month after I forget it's Ramadan

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    I'd do anything to distract myself from Ramadan fasting aside from seeing The Smurfs.

    I'd do anything to distract myself from Ramadan fasting aside from seeing The Smurfs

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