


Since you can't engage in gossip, lust, or obscenity during Ramadan, let's just reconnect in October

Sorry for all the snacking I'll be doing near your desk this Ramadan

This Ramadan, best of luck abstaining from the daytime sex you wouldn't be having anyway
May your Ramadan be devoid of blatant racial profiling
Just wondering if you're still required to give 2.5% of your wealth to charity even when Ramadan is in the middle of a recession
I hope the month-long Ramadan fast doesn't make you feel like a pussy during your one-day Yom Kippur fast
Let's not have lunch together this Ramadan
This Ramadan, best of luck abstaining from the daytime sex you wouldn't be having anyway