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    If you go to law school, you will probably have to become a lawyer

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    People will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.

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    I'm not perfect

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    Why are you going over your monthly expenses? No, let me shorten this process for you: You make dog shit, so don't spend any money

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    You can do what you want. But I can also do what I want. And what I'll be doing is telling everyone how fucking stupid your tattoo is

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    Your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me

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    Just wanted to remind you how important it is to pay your taxes because they pay for my unemployment

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    Don't touch my chocolate

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    Feel free to do and say whatever you like while I'm PMSing because I'm going to bite your fucking head off regardless

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    Deciding to ride your bike without a helmet is a beacon of hope for those in need of new organs

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    There is something to be said for sitting around drinking a beer while you watch your dog try to fuck a punching bag.

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    You're getting a little too old to drunkenly wet the bed

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    You won't be this cute forever

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    Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole

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    There are painless, innovative new ways for men to shave their bodies

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    Hos before Bros

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    Don't forget it's 2010 when you're writing this year's bad checks

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    My wife is slightly hotter than yours

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    If you ever tweet my eulogy, please make sure I'm dead

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    You're different when you drink

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