It may help you quit smoking if you stay focused on judging people who still smoke
Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole
Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them.
Just wanted to remind you how important it is to pay your taxes because they pay for my unemployment
Don't forget to pray for the leaders of your religion to stop raping children
Don't forget it's 2010 when you're writing this year's bad checks
Deciding to ride your bike without a helmet is a beacon of hope for those in need of new organs
Your boyfriend's old-fashioned romantic gestures may have to do with the fact that he's old
