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    Obama's victory doesn't mean it's okay to start randomly hugging black people.

    Obama's victory doesn't mean it's okay to start randomly hugging black people

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    Feel free to do and say whatever you like while I'm PMSing because I'm going to bite your fucking head off regardless.

    Feel free to do and say whatever you like while I'm PMSing because I'm going to bite your fucking head off regardless

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    Just a reminder something's coming up you may have been too busy, lazy, or self-absorbed to fully process.

    Just a reminder something's coming up you may have been too busy, lazy, or self-absorbed to fully process

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    The extra seconds it periodically takes for your Web site to load is taking years off my life.

    The extra seconds it periodically takes for your Web site to load is taking years off my life

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    Don't fuck with me.

    Don't fuck with me

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    Try to read a news headline every day.

    Try to read a news headline every day

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    Hearing you snore does the exact opposite of turning me on.

    Hearing you snore does the exact opposite of turning me on

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    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap.

    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap

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    It's important to keep up with horrifically bleak current events.

    It's important to keep up with horrifically bleak current events

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    Your footwear is disgraceful.

    Your footwear is disgraceful

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    Always give up your seat to someone pregnant, elderly, handicapped, or really hot.

    Always give up your seat to someone pregnant, elderly, handicapped, or really hot

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    Your cooking sucks shit.

    Your cooking sucks shit

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    Haven't heard back so I assume you're busy, flaky, or dead.

    Haven't heard back so I assume you're busy, flaky, or dead

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    There are too many fish in the sea.

    There are too many fish in the sea

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    Don't ever question my blog's page views again.

    Don't ever question my blog's page views again

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    You're too old to have a roommate.

    You're too old to have a roommate

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    Grotesque musicians have active sex lives.

    Grotesque musicians have active sex lives

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    Allow me to walk you through the menstrual cycle.

    Allow me to walk you through the menstrual cycle

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    Your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me.

    Your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me

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    Being in a relationship is precisely as undesirable as being single.

    Being in a relationship is precisely as undesirable as being single

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