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  • Sep. 29th, 2011

    At least your Rosh Hashanah is going better than Kevin Youkilis's.

    At least your Rosh Hashanah is going better than Kevin Youkilis's.

  • Sep. 28th, 2011

    Here's to a Rosh Hashanah we'll never forget since it'll be permanently documented in our Facebook Timelines.

    Here's to a Rosh Hashanah we'll never forget since it'll be permanently documented in our Facebook Timelines.

  • Sep. 27th, 2011

    My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.

    My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.

  • Sep. 27th, 2011

    Let's give thanks this Rosh Hashanah that the most embarrassing thing a Jew did this year was redesign Facebook.

    Let's give thanks this Rosh Hashanah that the most embarrassing thing a Jew did this year was redesign Facebook.

  • Sep. 26th, 2011

    I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.

    I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.

  • Sep. 26th, 2011

    Just a reminder not to schedule any JDates on Rosh Hashanah.

    Just a reminder not to schedule any JDates on Rosh Hashanah.

  • Sep. 26th, 2011

    I look forward to the Rosh Hashanah tradition of you explaining why Obama is bad for the Jews.

    I look forward to the Rosh Hashanah tradition of you explaining why Obama is bad for the Jews.

  • Sep. 8th, 2010

    I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.

    I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.

  • Sep. 8th, 2010

    L'Shanah Tovah to a Jew who has no idea what I'm talking about.

    L'Shanah Tovah to a Jew who has no idea what I'm talking about.

  • Sep. 8th, 2010

    May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.

    May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.

  • Sep. 8th, 2010

    Happy New Year to someone who occasionally abides by the lunisolar Hebrew Calendar.

    Happy New Year to someone who occasionally abides by the lunisolar Hebrew Calendar.

  • Sep. 7th, 2010

    This Rosh Hashanah, be sure to cast off your sins before placing your football bets.

    This Rosh Hashanah, be sure to cast off your sins before placing your football bets.

  • Sep. 7th, 2010

    Before you ask for Rosh Hashanah off, make sure you know what Rosh Hashanah is.

    Before you ask for Rosh Hashanah off, make sure you know what Rosh Hashanah is.

  • Sep. 17th, 2009

    I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack.

    I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack.

  • Sep. 15th, 2009

    Just sending you this e-card so you have no excuse to keep spelling Rosh Hashanah incorrectly.

    Just sending you this e-card so you have no excuse to keep spelling Rosh Hashanah incorrectly.

  • Sep. 14th, 2009

    Here's to another year of lunatics focusing their conspiracy theories on the Obama administration instead of on the Jews.

    Here's to another year of lunatics focusing their conspiracy theories on the Obama administration instead of on the Jews.

  • Sep. 21st, 2008

    Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun.

    Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun.

  • Sep. 21st, 2008

    I'd have a deeper understanding of Rosh Hashanah if even one of my Jewish friends understood what it was.

    I'd have a deeper understanding of Rosh Hashanah if even one of my Jewish friends understood what it was.

  • Sep. 21st, 2008

    Happy Holiday from a total goy.

    Happy Holiday from a total goy.

  • Sep. 21st, 2008

    The key to weathering this rough economic climate could be the connections we make at synagogue during the High Holidays.

    The key to weathering this rough economic climate could be the connections we make at synagogue during the High Holidays.

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