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    At least your Rosh Hashanah is going better than Kevin Youkilis's.

    At least your Rosh Hashanah is going better than Kevin Youkilis's

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    Here's to a Rosh Hashanah we'll never forget since it'll be permanently documented in our Facebook Timelines.

    Here's to a Rosh Hashanah we'll never forget since it'll be permanently documented in our Facebook Timelines

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    My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.

    My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year

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    Let's give thanks this Rosh Hashanah that the most embarrassing thing a Jew did this year was redesign Facebook.

    Let's give thanks this Rosh Hashanah that the most embarrassing thing a Jew did this year was redesign Facebook

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    I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.

    I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe

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    Just a reminder not to schedule any JDates on Rosh Hashanah.

    Just a reminder not to schedule any JDates on Rosh Hashanah

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    I look forward to the Rosh Hashanah tradition of you explaining why Obama is bad for the Jews.

    I look forward to the Rosh Hashanah tradition of you explaining why Obama is bad for the Jews

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    I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.

    I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday

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    L'Shanah Tovah to a Jew who has no idea what I'm talking about.

    L'Shanah Tovah to a Jew who has no idea what I'm talking about

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    May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.

    May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays

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    Happy New Year to someone who occasionally abides by the lunisolar Hebrew Calendar.

    Happy New Year to someone who occasionally abides by the lunisolar Hebrew Calendar

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    This Rosh Hashanah, be sure to cast off your sins before placing your football bets.

    This Rosh Hashanah, be sure to cast off your sins before placing your football bets

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    Before you ask for Rosh Hashanah off, make sure you know what Rosh Hashanah is.

    Before you ask for Rosh Hashanah off, make sure you know what Rosh Hashanah is

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    I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack.

    I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack

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    Just sending you this e-card so you have no excuse to keep spelling Rosh Hashanah incorrectly.

    Just sending you this e-card so you have no excuse to keep spelling Rosh Hashanah incorrectly.

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    Here's to another year of lunatics focusing their conspiracy theories on the Obama administration instead of on the Jews.

    Here's to another year of lunatics focusing their conspiracy theories on the Obama administration instead of on the Jews

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    Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun.

    Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun

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    I'd have a deeper understanding of Rosh Hashanah if even one of my Jewish friends understood what it was.

    I'd have a deeper understanding of Rosh Hashanah if even one of my Jewish friends understood what it was

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    Happy Holiday from a total goy.

    Happy Holiday from a total goy

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    The key to weathering this rough economic climate could be the connections we make at synagogue during the High Holidays.

    The key to weathering this rough economic climate could be the connections we make at synagogue during the High Holidays

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