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  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Congratulations on being even more annoying than your phone's ringtone.

    Congratulations on being even more annoying than your phone's ringtone.

  • Workplace Workplace

    100% of people who use statistics in casual conversations are annoying.

    100% of people who use statistics in casual conversations are annoying.

  • Olay Body Wash Olay Body Wash

    When you think I'm being overly sensitive remember that you're probably just being overly annoying.

    When you think I'm being overly sensitive remember that you're probably just being overly annoying.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Summer Badge: This is to honor you not mentioning my obvious sunburn despite your constant reminders to wear sunscreen.

    Summer Badge: This is to honor you not mentioning my obvious sunburn despite your constant reminders to wear sunscreen.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying.

    I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying.

  • Sports Sports

    I'm going to miss the replacement refs annoying football fans as much as football fans annoy me.

    I'm going to miss the replacement refs annoying football fans as much as football fans annoy me.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I wish an orchestra would start playing music to let coworkers know they've been talking too long on Monday mornings.

    I wish an orchestra would start playing music to let coworkers know they've been talking too long on Monday mornings.

  • Confession Confession

    Wednesdays are that beautiful time in between inane questions about my weekend.

    Wednesdays are that beautiful time in between inane questions about my weekend.

  • So Irritating So Irritating

    Happy birthday to someone whose agelessness serves as a constant source of irritation to me.

    Happy birthday to someone whose agelessness serves as a constant source of irritation to me.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I wish there was a vaccine that prevented me from hearing your opinion about flu shots.

    I wish there was a vaccine that prevented me from hearing your opinion about flu shots.

  • Small Business.. Small Business..

    I shop at small businesses because I know I'll get more personalized help with my annoying questions.

    I shop at small businesses because I know I'll get more personalized help with my annoying questions.

  • Sports Sports

    I've got you as my number one seed in annoying me about your NCAA bracket.

    I've got you as my number one seed in annoying me about your NCAA bracket.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    I'm thankful for the distance we live from your annoying family.

    I'm thankful for the distance we live from your annoying family.

  • So Irritating So Irritating

    I'm always impressed that no task is too small to irritate the hell out of you.

    I'm always impressed that no task is too small to irritate the hell out of you.

  • Pets Pets

    I bet my dog would be my least annoying Facebook friend.

    I bet my dog would be my least annoying Facebook friend.

  • Confession Confession

    I'd donate to a Kickstarter dedicated to stopping people from asking me to donate to their Kickstarter.

    I'd donate to a Kickstarter dedicated to stopping people from asking me to donate to their Kickstarter.

  • Zyrtec Zyrtec

    May you be less annoying during allergy season than you are during football season.

    May you be less annoying during allergy season than you are during football season.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I love you enough to irritate hundreds of people by expressing it on Facebook.

    I love you enough to irritate hundreds of people by expressing it on Facebook.

  • Earth Day Earth Day

    This is the day to appreciate all of god's creatures except annoying humans who love animals too much.

    This is the day to appreciate all of god's creatures except annoying humans who love animals too much.

  • LG Optimus G Pro LG Optimus G Pro

    The only thing more annoying than people who humble brag are people who use the phrase 'humble brag.'

    The only thing more annoying than people who humble brag are people who use the phrase "humble brag."

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