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  • Workplace Workplace

    I live in fear of never being fired.

    I live in fear of never being fired.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Let's celebrate your new job promotion by doing something that can get you fired.

    Let's celebrate your new job promotion by doing something that can get you fired.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Scrabulous enhances my vocabulary for job interviews I'll need after getting fired for always playing Scrabulous.

    Scrabulous enhances my vocabulary for job interviews I'll need after getting fired for always playing Scrabulous.

  • PSAs PSAs

    PSA: When you don't mark it as NSFW, people end up on the street.

    PSA: When you don't mark it as NSFW, people end up on the street.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry I wasn't there to see you get fired.

    Sorry I wasn't there to see you get fired.

  • The Jeselnik.. The Jeselnik..

    Thanks for never hesitating to send me links at work that could get me fired.

    Thanks for never hesitating to send me links at work that could get me fired.

  • Chili's Happy.. Chili's Happy..

    Let's celebrate the fact that we surfed the Web all day without getting fired by going to Happy Hour.

    Let's celebrate the fact that we surfed the Web all day without getting fired by going to Happy Hour.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I wish it was as hard to get fired from my job as it is from the New York Jets coaching staff.

    I wish it was as hard to get fired from my job as it is from the New York Jets coaching staff.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Let me know if you need someone to listen as you desperately try to convince yourself everything's fine.

    Let me know if you need someone to listen as you desperately try to convince yourself everything's fine.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Sorry I wasn't there to see you get fired.

    Sorry I wasn't there to see you get fired.

  • Confession Confession

    If I won the Powerball I'd still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I'm fired.

    If I won the Powerball I'd still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I'm fired.

  • Workplace Workplace

    My objective is to not be fired on a daily basis.

    My objective is to not be fired on a daily basis.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I hope my Facebook stock earns me enough money to make up for the job I lose for constantly being on Facebook.

    I hope my Facebook stock earns me enough money to make up for the job I lose for constantly being on Facebook.

  • Birthday Birthday

    May you live to be as old as Charlie Sheen looks.

    May you live to be as old as Charlie Sheen looks.

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